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By the Numbers: Oli Mathiesen

By the Numbers: Oli Mathiesen
Oli Mathiesen. (Photo: Matt Hurley)

Oli Mathiesen is a queer Māori choreographer and dancer based in Tāmaki Makaurau Auckland. His work traverses dance, physical theatre, and film, shaped by his indigenous, political, queer, and gendered identity. His radical, award-winning show The Butterfly Who Flew Into The Rave has toured globally, earning critical acclaim at Edinburgh Festival Fringe and beyond.

  1. How many podcasts do you subscribe to?

0. Not so much a podcast boy, but it seems like a sexy thing to get into.

  1. How many podcast episodes do you listen to on average each week?

Pff, 1 per month maybe?

  1. How many people do you follow on TikTok/Instagram/Twitter/Letterboxd (choose/add applicable)?

4,500 on Insta. It needs a cull though.

  1. How many caffeinated beverages do you consume, on average, daily?

1 and proud.

  1. How many books do you currently have checked out from the library?

0.

  1. How many books do you have on hold from the library?

0.

  1. How many photos do you have in your camera roll?

37,610. Yikes.

  1. How many screenshots do you have in your screenshot folder?

6,980.

  1. How many films have you watched so far this year?

5-10.

  1. How many books have you read so far this year?

Started 3, finished 0.

  1. How many games have you played so far this year?

1 – revisited Legend of Zelda.

  1. How many songs do you have saved/liked on your music app of choice (Spotify/Apple Music/Tidal/Youtube Music et. al.)?

1,294.

  1. How many shows or live performances have you been to this year?

6 – mainly live music.

  1. How many streaming services do you pay for a subscription to?

0, either I scab off friends or turn to trusty TVNZ+ haha.

  1. How many apps do you have a paid subscription for?

1.

  1. How many newsletters do you subscribe to?

Unsure, but nearly every dance/arts org in Aotearoa and Aus.

  1. How many news outlets or online magazines do you pay for a subscription to?

0.

  1. How many unread emails do you currently have in your inbox?

1,782.

  1. How many total emails do you have in your inbox?

2,073,050.

  1. How many emails do you receive on the average workday?

30.

  1. How many emails would you send on the average workday?

15.

  1. How many tabs do you currently have open on your main browsing device?

32, just one window ahhh. Plus multiple other windows.

  1. How many voice memos have you sent in the last 24 hours?

Oooo, about 8.

  1. How long was the last voice memo you sent?

3:20.

  1. How many times do you go to the supermarket in a week on average?

Try to once, with little pop-ins throughout the week though.

  1. How many items would you purchase in an average supermarket shop?

Hmmm, let’s say 30.

  1. How many instruments can you play?

0. Used to learn lots but they’ve all dropped away.

  1. How many languages can you speak/understand?

1, Te Reo is the next goal.

  1. How many devices do you personally own that can connect to the internet? (eg. phone, laptop, console, smartwatch, tablet)

2, plus some old Nintendos.

  1. How many screens are in your household?

7.

  1. How many financial transactions would you make on the average day? (incl. one-off purchases, recurring payments, bank transfers, etc.)

On a work day, probably 3-5.

  1. How many birthdays can you remember off the top of your head?

5 with confidence. 10 with a question mark.

  1. How many passages of text can you remember or recite by heart?

5, mostly stupid pop culture moments or bits of script from shows.

  1. How many keys (or equivalent) are on your keychain?

5, including my old flats and my old works. I love getting my keys cut in bronze.

  1. How many kitchen appliances do you have in your household?

10.

  1. How many pairs of shoes do you have?

3 in rotation, 13 in various forms of old and new.

  1. How many pairs of socks do you have?

25. All the same kind, thick and ribbed. I have some weird attachment to my socks, especially for dancing.

  1. How many condiments do you have in your fridge?

7.

  1. How many pets do you have?

0 🙁

  1. How many plants do you have?

I used to have heaps, like about 15, but I have parted ways with them and streamlined my plant obligations down to 2.

  1. How many steps are in your skincare routine?

5.

  1. How many skincare products do you use on a daily basis?

5.

  1. How many cushions/pillows do you sleep with?

I have just upgraded to 3, like in the past month. One behind the head, and 2 under a leg or along the side of my body.

  1. How many times have you been in love?

1.

  1. How many hours on average do you sleep in a night?

6-7 while working, 8-9 when ‘freelancing’.

  1. How many schools have you attended?

4.

  1. How many addresses have you had in your life?

1 home, 3 flats.

  1. How many qualifications do you have?

Hmmm, what defines a qualification? Let’s say 2.

  1. How many times have you broken a bone?

4, but dislocations are a different story.

  1. How many people do you message or check in with on a daily basis?

This fluctuates so much! 3-5 daily!

  1. How many YouTube channels do you subscribe to?

98 - I’m a YouTube boy.

  1. How long did it take you to fill out this questionnaire?

The Butterfly Who Flew Into The Rave plays at Auckland Arts Festival until Saturday 14.