By the Numbers: Matu Ngaropo

Matu Ngaropo (Ngāi Tūhoe, Te Rarawa, Ngāti Porou) is an actor, singer, performer, presenter, teacher, some time dancer, strong mover, witch (acting like a clown, disguised as a witch, parading as a clown) son, brother, uncle, koro, cuz. He is currently playing the Emcee in Auckland Theatre Company's Cabaret.

1. How many podcasts do you subscribe to?

0.

2. How many podcast episodes do you listen to on average each week?

0.

3. How many people do you follow on TikTok/Instagram/Twitter/Letterboxd (choose/add applicable)?

Insta- 1200.

4. How many caffeinated beverages do you consume, on average, daily?

3.

5. How many books do you currently have checked out from the library?

0.

6. How many books do you have on hold from the library?

0.

7. How many photos do you have in your camera roll?

9876 (actually this number!).

8. How many screenshots do you have in your screenshot folder?

284

9. How many selfies do you have saved?

1840 (another crazy number!) which include photos with others.

10. How many films have you watched so far this year?

Too many to count!

11. How many books have you read so far this year?

0 novels 6 play scripts - probably more but I can’t remember.

12. How many games have you played so far this year?

Lots. Sports, cards, daily wordle etc, crosswords.

13. How many songs do you have saved/liked on your music app of choice (Spotify/Apple Music/Tidal/Youtube Music et. al.)?

66.

14. How many playlists do you have saved?

22.

15. How many shows or live performances have you been to this year?

Heaps - watched around 20 performed around 100.

16. How many Discord servers are you in?

3.

17. How many streaming services do you pay for a subscription to?

2.

18. How many apps do you have a paid subscription for?

2.

19. How many newsletters do you subscribe to?

0.

20. How many news outlets or online magazines do you pay for a subscription to?

0.

21. How many unread emails do you currently have in your inbox?

0.

22. How many total emails do you have in your inbox?

50.

23. How many emails do you receive on the average workday?

3.

24. How many emails would you send on the average workday?

2.

25. How many contacts do you have saved on your phone?

650.

26. How many apps do you have on your phone?

87.

27. How many tabs do you currently have open on your main browsing device?

1 - this one.

28. How many voice memos have you sent in the last 24 hours?

0.

29. How long was the last voice memo you sent?

6 secs.

30. How many times do you go to the supermarket in a week on average?

7.

31. How many items would you purchase in an average supermarket shop?

8.

32. How many unread notifications do you currently have on your phone?

0.

33. How many instruments can you play?

3.

34. How many languages can you speak/understand?

2 fluent.

35. How many devices do you personally own that can connect to the internet? (eg. phone, laptop, console, smartwatch, tablet)

2.

36. How many screens are in your household? (If separate from previous answer)

1 tv, 1 phone, 1 laptop.

37. How many financial transactions would you make on the average day? (incl. one-off purchases, recurring payments, bank transfers, etc.)

4.

38. How many birthdays can you remember off the top of your head?

Heaps - I’m good at birthday.

39. How many passages of text can you remember or recite by heart?

Lots - mostly Shakespeare.

40. How many keys (or equivalent) are on your keychain?

5.

41. How many passwords do you have saved on an app that saves passwords? (as in accounts, not individual passwords)?

All of them. Hundreds.

42. How many kitchen appliances do you have in your household?

16.

43. How many pairs of shoes do you have?

21.

44. How many pairs of socks do you have?

26.

45. How many condiments do you have in your fridge?

Too many.

46. How many pets do you have?

3.

47. How many plants do you have?

I live on a farm - it’s 12 acres of native bush that belongs to my family - so an entire wilderness of plants.

48. How many steps are in your skincare routine?

7.

49. How many skincare products do you use on a daily basis?

7.

50. How many cushions/pillows do you sleep with?

4.

51. How many times have you been in love?

3.

52. How many hours on average do you sleep in a night?

8-9.

53. How many schools have you attended?

4.

54. How many addresses have you had in your life?

16.

55. How many qualifications do you have?

1.

56. How many times have you broken a bone?

1.

57. How many standing weekly appointments do you have?

6.

58. How many people do you message or check in with on a daily/weekly basis (choose most appropriate)?

2 daily, 15 ish weekly.

59. How many YouTube channels do you subscribe to?

0.

60. How long did it take you to fill out this questionnaire?

20 mins.

Cabaret runs at the ASB Waterfront Theatre until October 25.